10 ways to desecrate Rizal

Four days to Philippine Independence Day - this calls for a photo shoot at, where else, but Luneta Park. This is not a serious Independence Day post, mind you, it is just made of pure photoshoot crack. I'm not really trying to desecrate Rizal's shrine, hmmkay, old people? This is an unexpected shoot with Nansan after enrolling at Photo world Manila.


DESECRATION #1
Rizal would really feel alone if the only human contact he is allowed for a hundred years is just from two men - two men guards. So, Nansan and I decided to make Rizal smile with these jumpshots made of pure WIN!




DESECRATION #2
This is a shrine, boy, you can't ask for alms or a piece of bread here. Making Rizal's shrine like just about any place in Manila means you desecrate it, okay?




DESECRATION #3
Okay, there isn't even a wall to cover your thingie there, buddy. Rizal does not need to see your Vienna Sausage in broad daylight.




DESECRATION #4
If those are your attempts to get inside the fence, it's lame. Rizal is guarded heavily by two soldiers who parade around every five minutes. Be afraid, be very afraid.




DESECRATION #5
Hey, I'd just like to tell you that the book, El Filibusterismo, isn't that boring - especially when you read the comics version.





DESECRATION #6
Limbo limbo limbo rock! Wait, why am I singing? Stop that, you!




DESECRATION #7
Japanese chix think Rizal is hot? You should really stop staring at her *toot*.




DESECRATION #8
Okay, just use that chain to get off after seeing that Japanese chick. Admit it, you can't get hot chix like Rizal can. I mean, I'd date Rizal too if he wasn't six feet underground.




DESECRATION #9
You can't cut off that chain with your peace sign, my friend. You are foolish.




DESECRATION #10
The Rizal shrine has a very mysterious power. Hold the orbs so you can be a hot geek chick-magnet and ABSORB JOSE RIZAL'S POWAAH.




Choose how you remember our heroes, I don't care in what way, just remember them.